Regrettable bangs?[views:75664][posts:338]____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:02am - RichHorror ""] anonymous said:One was some married broad from New Hampshire. Kinda lumpy with a too-freckle filled face. I honestly fucked her just because she was married and hoped it would get back to her husband and that her husband would beat her. was her name Monica? No... I'm thinking it was Patty? I don't really remember. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:02am - RichHorror ""] xanonymousx said:RichHorror said:Pictures. you are crazy rich. I have needs. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:04am - RichHorror ""] ~carina~ said:I was expecting Rich to have more stories given that he made the thread.. The bigger dirtbag you are, the less you regret. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:08am - RichHorror ""] Kevord said:One of mt exgirlfriends used to piss herself whenever she was drunk and we fucked. I was usually trashed too at the time so I kind of got used to it even though it wasn't a turn on. I always cleaned my sheets the next day and cleaned my bed. After we broke up it took over a year before a girl asked me why my bedroom always smelled like piss. I guess everyone just assumed I peed the bed and were too afraid to say anything. Every girl I have banged more than a handful of times has pissed during cunnilingus at least a few times. I usually open my mouth really wide and try to drink it all so it doesn't make a mess of the bed. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:17am - RichHorror ""] Granny_Monster said:MarkFuckingRichards said: if a book is made of all this stuff, i want to illustrate it, hahaha Actually, yeah! Illustrations would be much better for something like this. Rich, seriously, make it happen! Stop telling me how to live. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:20am - RichHorror ""] Granny_Monster said:Well, your current outlook on the subject is going to make a lot of women, both good and bad, think ill of you so your chances of finding someone great might be slim. Who needs someone great when there's escort services? Eh? EH?! Yeah, that's right. Get outta here, you crazy faggot. I am so tired. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:51am - davefromthegrave ""] RichHorror said:~carina~ said:I was expecting Rich to have more stories given that he made the thread.. The bigger dirtbag you are, the less you regret. depending on your perspective, this outlook can be either uplifting and enlightening or despicable. You really are my hero, Rich. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 7:52am - RichHorror ""] I wish a girl would urinate in my mouth. I will accept that as payment. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 8:07am - RichHorror ""] Peemonade. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:13pm - pam ""] I just read this entire thread. Wow. The fat girls molesting passed out/sleeping people is totally true. I lived with one for a year, and she pilled up my drunk friend until he was immobile and was sticking her hands in his pants and shit. He woke up later in bed with her, freaked out, and slept on the living room floor. We made fun of him for months. If there's a heffer at the party, watch yourself! The handjobs I don't get...what is this...sixth grade? Who really gives hand jobs??? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:15pm - Yeti ""] a friend of mine is also the victim of being taken advantage of by fat girls while passed out drunk. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:17pm - pam ""] Kevord said:One of mt exgirlfriends used to piss herself whenever she was drunk and we fucked. I was usually trashed too at the time so I kind of got used to it even though it wasn't a turn on. I always cleaned my sheets the next day and cleaned my bed. After we broke up it took over a year before a girl asked me why my bedroom always smelled like piss. I guess everyone just assumed I peed the bed and were too afraid to say anything. That's grounds for a cunt-punt and immediate break up. You're a filthy bastard. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:19pm - pam ""] Yeti said:a friend of mine is also the victim of being taken advantage of by fat girls while passed out drunk. Living with a fat girl was kinda fascinating and disgusting at the same time. I mean, they will fuck anyone. This one picked up dirtbags off adultfriendfinder.com and just fucked em...one after another. She'd come out with us in like tiny skirts and corsets and shit....ugh. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:22pm - ~carina~ ""] what about the guy on here (well he used to be on here) cheated on his gf with a fattie and then his friends took pictures. apparently on her myspace she looked cute and different than in person... |
| _____________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:30pm - pam ""] hahahha, that's amazing. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 2:38pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] Kevord said:One of mt exgirlfriends used to piss herself whenever she was drunk and we fucked. I was usually trashed too at the time so I kind of got used to it even though it wasn't a turn on. I always cleaned my sheets the next day and cleaned my bed. After we broke up it took over a year before a girl asked me why my bedroom always smelled like piss. I guess everyone just assumed I peed the bed and were too afraid to say anything. There's something to be said about waterproof mattress pads. A 'must have' for people that piss themselves or sleep with people who do. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 2:52pm - the_reverend ""] carina: I tried finding that thread. it was silky that did it. I stumbled across that thread not to long ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 3:03pm - MadOakDevin ""] pam said:I just read this entire thread. Wow. The fat girls molesting passed out/sleeping people is totally true. I lived with one for a year, and she pilled up my drunk friend until he was immobile and was sticking her hands in his pants and shit. He woke up later in bed with her, freaked out, and slept on the living room floor. We made fun of him for months. If there's a heffer at the party, watch yourself! The handjobs I don't get...what is this...sixth grade? Who really gives hand jobs??? I accept handjobs due to the humor of me saying "i got a handjob from ____." That and sometimes that puss is on the rag, which is a way worse horror story than getting a handjob. Maybe she's parched. I don't want a dry BJ. It's funny if youre on her bed and you get it all on her sheets and she has to clean them before her boyfriend finds out. BWAHAHAHAHA. the possibilities are endless. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 3:11pm - the_reverend ""] ok, I tried a couple of things and could find it. I know it was silky and there were NH people outside the window laughing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 3:13pm - ~carina~ ""] Jan 24,2007 2:52pm - the_reverend] carina: I tried finding that thread. it was silky that did it. I stumbled across that thread not to long ago ~~~ yep i know it was him i remember that he posted in the thread, i forget who created it but i searched through some of his posts and couldn't find it (didn't have a lot of time to look though) ps: i was waiting how long it would take you to see what i typed and reply to it hah! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 3:22pm - the_reverend ""] found it, it's in the last place I would have though to look... the never ending thread of death |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 5:28pm - davefromthegrave ""] Rich, you bastard. I was laughing my ass off about your story all day long. I couldn't even get any work done. I had to share the story with one of my co workers and it took me like 30 minutes to tell cause I couldn't stop giggling. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 5:41pm - Kevord ""] pam said:Kevord said:One of mt exgirlfriends used to piss herself whenever she was drunk and we fucked. I was usually trashed too at the time so I kind of got used to it even though it wasn't a turn on. I always cleaned my sheets the next day and cleaned my bed. After we broke up it took over a year before a girl asked me why my bedroom always smelled like piss. I guess everyone just assumed I peed the bed and were too afraid to say anything. That's grounds for a cunt-punt and immediate break up. You're a filthy bastard. I'd fuck her right now. That chick was into doing crazy shit. Pluss she was a squirter. Half the time she didn't know whether it was piss or girly cum. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 24,2007 6:11pm - Troll ""] Regrettable Bangs? There is no such thing. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 24,2007 6:17pm - Troll ""] RichHorror said: I get up, wipe the cum off my dick with a hand towel and throw it at her head so she can clean up. I then put my pants back on and tell her I had to work early in the morning and should get her back home. This was funny because she knew I didn't have a job. this had me in stiches |
| __________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:03pm - Mackey ""] Im working on hooking up with some bitch from craigslist right now. Ill post the details soon. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 5:19am - RichHorror ""] As far as I know, nothing good has come of a craigslist connection. Ever. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 5:20am - Mackey ""] Well I dont know. Shes 19 and says shes "chubby" HAHA Lets see if I can add another funny fat bitch story. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 5:22am - RichHorror ""] Yeah. It's been my experience when a girl says she's 'chubby' it's ALWAYS an understatement. In my younger years I would think/hope everytime it was just a case of low self-esteem... but sadly, no. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 5:29am - Mackey ""] BTW, that was the best myspace story ever told. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 5:31am - RichHorror ""] My privates will never be clean of the vile fat. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 8:20am - xmikex ""] Anybody remember that cyber sex convo that was originally posted on the Relapse board and floated around the internet for a while? It was some guy talking this 16 year old albino girl into cybering. The whole thing starts to build up and she's getting all into it when the dude slips into this Ghostbusters scenario. She completely flips out, and it ruled. I can't quote it exact obviously, but at one point he says "Now Ray and Egon are sneaking up behind you to blast your pasty ass." I'm sure that will go down as one of the albino girl's "regrettable bangs". |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 8:39am - hahahaha ""] Jul 8,2004 11:48am - the_reverend] carina just sent me this: http://www.bridge9.com/forum/viewtopic.php...id=6683414f8de96f75caa1b79ea76e7621 scroll down a bit... ewwww!!!! ________________________________ [Jul 8,2004 12:09pm - Josh_hates_you] hahaha that is even funnier the second time i see it cause there is a whole thread about the ho bag _____________________________ [Jul 8,2004 1:16pm - the_reverend] really? link me to it. ____________________________ [Jul 8,2004 1:24pm - RustedAngel] heh it was here : http://www.livejournal.com/~metalmetal/144612.html but she has it protected now... there was like 200 comments on that journal entry. ______________________ [Jul 8,2004 2:33pm - silky] I want my underpants back. ______________________ [Jul 8,2004 2:33pm - silky] I want my underpants back. _______________________ [Jul 8,2004 4:19pm - assuck] this thread is kickin ass _______________________ [Jul 8,2004 4:21pm - Abbath] that girl makes me want to puke and that guys penis is small ______________________ [Jul 8,2004 4:49pm - silky] I'm irish, what do you expect. her fat fucking head makes it look even smaller. _________________________ [Jul 8,2004 4:55pm - succubus] i didn't know you were "silky"..i linked that to aaron and said.."didn't you introduce me to this guy?"..and he told me who you were and reminded me of the car ride after the icc show ______________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:01pm - silky] that's me. _____________________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:02pm - the_reverend] this is hilarious for so many reasons... like knowing the people outside the window... like that being tim s... "does it burn?" [IMG] AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!! _____________________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:03pm - the_reverend] ps: if your goal was to "rodeo clown" I think you failed... by like 5 drinks. ______________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:06pm - silky] I only got head. and jonathan made out with her after I finnished. eww. _____________________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:27pm - the_reverend] ahahahahaha _________________________ [Jul 8,2004 5:29pm - succubus] eww is right..but one of the pics looks like you were humping a bit (the one where we see yer crack a little) |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 8:40am - anonymous ""] xmikex said:Anybody remember that cyber sex convo that was originally posted on the Relapse board and floated around the internet for a while? It was some guy talking this 16 year old albino girl into cybering. The whole thing starts to build up and she's getting all into it when the dude slips into this Ghostbusters scenario. She completely flips out, and it ruled. I can't quote it exact obviously, but at one point he says "Now Ray and Egon are sneaking up behind you to blast your pasty ass." I'm sure that will go down as one of the albino girl's "regrettable bangs". dood u gotta find this..it sounds great |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 8:45am - the_reverend ""] VictimX_27: Hi there! cheesedog: HEYA! VictimX_27: What u up 2? cheesedog: Nice English. cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus? VictimX_27: Get fucked cheesedog: I'm just joking relax VictimX_27: cheesedog: What's your name? VictimX_27: Whats yours? cheesedog: I asked you first. VictimX_27: I asked you second cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school? VictimX_27: huh cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog VictimX_27: Thats not your real name cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name? VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it? VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av? cheesedog: Yes it is VictimX_27: Very handsome cheesedog: Thanks VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem cheesedog: Fuck you. VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot! cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot? VictimX_27: Yeah cheesedog: What do you look like? cheesedog: Do you have a pic? VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly cheesedog: I won't make fun of you VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh? cheesedog: Is that what you're saying? VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that. VictimX_27: Nahhh cheesedog: Then describe yourself. VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like? cheesedog: Because I think you're nice cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you. VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly. cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside. VictimX_27: You don't even know me cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me? cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine. VictimX_27: You don't understand cheesedog: Is it that bad? VictimX_27: YESSSSS cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons. cheesedog: She is the bomb! cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her! VictimX_27: Wheezy? cheesedog: Yep. Weezy. VictimX_27: Who is that? cheesedog: George's wife. VictimX_27: Who is george cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons. cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf? VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons? cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go VictimX_27: wut? cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are? VictimX_27: Should I? cheesedog: Yes. VictimX_27: Well I don't. cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL... VictimX_27: huhhh? cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying? cheesedog: Hold on a second cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC* VictimX_27: Thats her? cheesedog: Yep VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy! VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny. cheesedog: What's funny? VictimX_27: u r cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you VictimX_27: me 2 cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like? VictimX_27: u don't give up do u? cheesedog: Never VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her cheesedog: ??? VictimX_27: I'm very white cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista' VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess. VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most cheesedog: really? VictimX_27: I'm an albino cheesedog: a what? VictimX_27: u don't know what that is? cheesedog: I've heard the word before VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair VictimX_27: So I'm all white cheesedog: This is bullshit VictimX_27: I'm serious! VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before? cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia? VictimX_27: No, we live all over. cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like. VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me cheesedog: Ok VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC* cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out? cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it. cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually. VictimX_27: Thank u cheesedog: No problem cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like. VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours? cheesedog: Yes VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back? cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up. VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL cheesedog: I'm serious VictimX_27: We'll see. cheesedog: Yes we will. VictimX_27: Bye for now! cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen. VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT> About 3 hours later... VictimX_27: HEY! cheesedog: Hello there VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: Have fun at the mall? VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes cheesedog: Interesting VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now? VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: Is that a yes? VictimX_27: Could be VictimX_27: cheesedog: HOT DAMN! cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your.. VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy cheesedog: Why? VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want cheesedog: What do you mean? VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you? cheesedog: Of course not. cheesedog: I like you. VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are. cheesedog: I'm 27. Now.... cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers VictimX_27: WAIT! cheesedog: They get hard again... what? VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first? VictimX_27: Like what I like? cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up. VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing. cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass VictimX_27: Just give me a minute cheesedog: ok VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: np VictimX_27: thank you cheesedog: So what do you like? VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked cheesedog: Where? VictimX_27: Everywhere cheesedog: Any place in particular? VictimX_27: uhhh yeah cheesedog: tell me VictimX_27: on my clit cheesedog: OK! cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN! VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh. cheesedog: Ok. Check this out. cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building. cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet. VictimX_27: Uh huh cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy. cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole VictimX_27: yessss cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you. cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back. cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs* VictimX_27: ??? cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!! cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!! cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap.... VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!! cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in! VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny! cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT! cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area** cheesedog: Slimer is in there too.. VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass. cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!** VictimX_27: Never talk to me again! cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut! VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore! VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said. cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit. cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!! cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!! cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF! VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them** VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT> |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:05am - xmikex ""] HAHAHAHAHAHA top drawer. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:05am - RichHorror ""] Yes, a classic. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:06am - pryoryofsyn ""] Rich Horror - disturbing story (the 2nd one)_ no rubber? brrr.. charming encounter. damn, Rev, that chatroom rape is impressive! you gotta post the pic she sent... |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:13am - Granny_Monster ""] BWAH ha ha ha ha! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:18am - the_reverend ""] chat room rape? no clue what you are talking about. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:19am - RichHorror ""] I think he's talking about the Ghostbusters thing. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:22am - xmikex ""] That girl is a prude. She walked out just when shit was heating up |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:29am - Messerschmitt ""] haha pigmentless ass |
| __________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:33am - succubus ""] ______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:18am - the_reverend] chat room rape? no clue what you are talking about. ~~~ i think he is ASSUMING you are the one who chatted with the girl since you posted the convo haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:34am - the_reverend ""] anyone who thinks that's me has got another think coming. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:36am - succubus ""] as well as another thinG coming =) |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:41am - the_reverend ""] nope, another think coming. since they didn;t think enough in the first place. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:48am - Messerschmitt ""] what the fuck is going on here |
| __________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:53am - succubus ""] by the way..i tried clicking on the links but looks like they are both dead now. I'm not going to look through the NETOD though.. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 9:57am - the_reverend ""] [img] |