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So I saw my doctor today

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[Jul 30,2008 10:58am - metal_church101 ""]

immortal13 said:And he said I have to get laid within two weeks, because he put me on some new stress medication and wants to know if it has any affects.

This is the only time I will ever say that life would be easier with a girlfriend right now.



What about your drummer, Sam?

He always puts out and makes a great woman!!!!
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[Jul 30,2008 12:55pm - aril  ""]
fastest way to get laid if you don't know any girl who are as desperate as you, is to go on craigslist and type an ad.
i knew someone who used it and pretty much got obsessed
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[Jul 30,2008 1:02pm - the_reverend ""]
craigslist... got AIDS?
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[Jul 30,2008 1:02pm - the_reverend ""]
no?!?
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[Jul 30,2008 1:02pm - the_reverend ""]
you will.
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[Jul 30,2008 3:57pm - ouchdrummer ""]

the_reverend said:I have epididimitis too. I swear


WOW, this is gonna sound like bullshit, but i too have epididymitis. I went to a doctor TODAY at Boston medical center. His name is Robert Oates. He fucking sucks. He is a Urologist, i waited two months to see him, i have been to the medical walkin twice, i have been to the er a handfull of times now, seen other doctors about a half dozen times, and the duchebag today told me that since nothings worked he thinks i should "wait it out" even though i have been on perks/morphine for almost four months now.
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[Jul 30,2008 6:34pm - immortal13 ""]
I can see the craigslist ad now:

Doctor says I need to get laid to test a new med I'm on. Anyone wanna take part in this experiment?

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