Why Men and Women Cant be friends[views:8473][posts:69]______________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 2:29pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] old news |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:01pm - posbleak ""] [img] Guys, handle your shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:10pm - Alx_Casket ""] I can be friends with women, but I think I'm like, one of the few. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have many women friends. i only want to sleep with the attractive ones. GO FIGURE. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:16pm - Mark_R ""] I like how the "being there for you" panel shows it as via computer chat box. So true. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 4:47pm - death. ""] friends? with a woman? why would i do that? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 4:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] death. said:friends? with a woman? why would i do that? so they dont call the police after you rape them. duh. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 6:52pm - my_dying_bride ""] found this while watching that bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:03pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] posbleak said:[img] Guys, handle your shit. *Ding* |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:29pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Women are like Mattapan, once you get in too deep...There's no way out. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:58pm - Burnsy ""] Randy_Marsh said:Women are like Mattapan, once you get in too deep...There's no way out. So much truth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 8:25pm - arilliusbm ""] It's so obvious who wants to bang who, even within the local metal crowd. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 11:07pm - demondave ""] are you hitting on me? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:05am - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm: undressing me with his eyes since 2007. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:02am - the_reverend ""] Alx_Casket said:I can be friends with women, but I think I'm like, one of the few.translation: tired to bang, she said "no, I'm going to date this jerk" |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:24am - deathchick ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:38am - Lamp nli ""] Dating is the worst shit ever. I think at this point I'd be cool with never having sex again just to avoid all the idiotic stigma attached to it. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:33am - burnsy ""] deathchick said: bennyhillifier This to the 15th power. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:38am - CurlyRed ""] Being female, I have a lot of male friends. I find them easier to deal with than most females lol |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:46am - arilliusbm ""] 9 times outta 10 men are thinking with their cock brain. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:01am - pam ""] This is because men are overly emotional. Old news. I love my guy friends. Sometimes I love them enough to sleep with them and ruin their lives. *shrug* |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:04am - AIDS ""] BY GIVING THEM AIDS |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:13am - pam ""] Shhh...don't tell them, idiot. You're fucking up my master plan. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:46am - Yeti ""] it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:01am - CurlyRed ""] Yeti said:it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. lol yeah I hear you there...just gotta cut those people loose out of your life. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:03am - Alx_Casket ""] where's boxxy? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:22am - Ridahs ""] I usually bone all my female friends eventually, or date them. Pretty much all my female friends fall under one or the other. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:47pm - Yeti ""] i have many friends who are female. if i were single, i would bone many of them. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:57pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:i have many friends who are female. if i were single, i would bone many of them. This statement slightly dusturbs me |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:59pm - Yeti ""] don't worry, i would bone you too. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:03pm - arilliusbm ""] Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. Yes, there were many friends that were girls that I would have banged, but in retrospect I am glad I didnt. In all honesty, as I aged, id value a friendship more than wanting to bang. Boring, I know. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:04pm - arktourO‘s ""] Yeti said:it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. yup. fix yourself before you hook up. take all your feelings and throw them in the tire fire. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""] That being said, when I was a single and lonely man, my boners were openly availavle for vaginal defamation, but that was long ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:07pm - arktourO‘s ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: posbleak said:[img] Guys, handle your shit. *Ding* this is dead on, i see this all the time. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:09pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. Yes, there were many friends that were girls that I would have banged, but in retrospect I am glad I didnt. In all honesty, as I aged, id value a friendship more than wanting to bang. Boring, I know. i feel the same way. i say i would, but it doesn't mean i actually would. however to deny wondering what it would be like to bone a hot female friend is folly. this isn't an "i don't think of them that way" sort of thing, it just boils down to simple carnal instinct. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:09pm - Yeti ""] which none of us are above. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:13pm - arilliusbm ""] We're all horny construction workers at heart. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:20pm - arktourO‘s ""] arilliusbm said:Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. right. it's impossible to not visualize most woman we see that way and that won't change. growing up, i had many female friends, and wanted to bone quite a few of em, in most cases knowing it probably wouldn't work out so well. when i was single for a while, now as i push 30 and have a girlfriend, the game completely changes. banging "female friends" doesn't seem as appealing. and the OP video is interesting but only half right. it's totally possible to have female friends without any chance of going down that road. maybe not to a horny college student, which i no longer am...haha |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:23pm - Yeti ""] arktourO‘s said:banging "female friends" doesn't seem as appealing. but at the same time, there will never be a time where the idea won't pop into your head. you just don't care to pursue it anymore. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:24pm - burnsy ""] posbleak said:[img] Yes. She doesn't want to date you because the dickhead she references is more likely to give her children. Also, at ark, well said. Though I'm only 25 and still value a drunken hookup with a female friend and remaining friends after the fact. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:27pm - posbleak ""] Familiarity breeds contempt That's why your longtime female friends aren't fucking you. HTH. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:32pm - arktourO‘s ""] posbleak said:Familiarity breeds contempt That's why your longtime female friends aren't fucking you. HTH. ITT: women are fickle and the grass is always greener |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:33pm - Alx_Casket ""] True. The longer I know a female, the less I want to have sex with them. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:35pm - arktourO‘s ""] burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:37pm - Burnsy ""] Haha enjoy, man. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:38pm - arilliusbm ""] To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. The question : do you want to stay commited to a person that makes you happy and fills in your own personal voids, or do you want to keep giving into immediate gratification and stick and move? Like I said, everyone likes getting off, but does moving around like a parasitic whore make someone happy? Maybe to some, but not to everyone. Tony is right about carnal instinct, but you can never replace coitus with someone you're close to, no matter how hot the person is. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:39pm - arilliusbm ""] arktourO‘s said: burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please Agreed. That was a young me, but I cant do that anymore. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:42pm - Alx_Casket ""] For once I'm going to agree with aril. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:56pm - Lamp ""] Not that I was ever a ladies man to begin with, but the older I get, the lonelier I feel, and having more friends regardless of who they are sounds good. |