read this: funny e-mail i got today....[views:1873][posts:2]_______________________________________ [Apr 27,2005 10:42pm - the rooster ""] The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: >1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. >2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. >3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. >4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. >5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. >6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. >7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. >8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) >9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,a serious bummer. >10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. >11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. >12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. >13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. >14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. >15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. >And the pick of the literature: >16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 27,2005 11:50pm - hoser ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................... The last one really kicked my faracce....that's a fake ass for those of you that "don't get it." Hahhahahahahahaha.... Nightwish rules... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Apr 28,2005 1:33am - powerkok ""] Giraffiti HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA |