JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed[views:1401][posts:7]________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 7:41pm - xmikex ""] He puts on lipstick and everything. No wonder his girlfriend cheats on him. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 9:23pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] he has the picture framed on his nightstand, right next to where he keeps his porcelain bust of Richard Simmons |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 10:45pm - Sinistas ""] shit, at least I'm not alone - I belt out Wild In The Streets every morning when I wake up, just because |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2005 12:18am - anonymous ""] fact: joe christianni waxes his chest on a weekly basis to look more like his role model in life, fabio. "i can't believe it's not butter? more like i can't believe you're not on broadway yet" -joe christianni |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2005 12:32am - anonymous ""] when joe christianni is alone at night, he strips down to his bra and panties and has a pillow fight with himself. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2005 1:57am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] When Joe Christianni urinates, he has to stand really really close to the toilet. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 23,2005 7:31pm - xmikex ""] WAHHH WAHHHHHHHH |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2005 8:33pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] joe Christianni is the proud owner of two luscious melons. |