Teratism looking for a girlfriend[views:20457][posts:50]________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 5:24pm - DomesticTerror ""] one girl for the entire band. the 3 of us are looking for a girl who: 1. gives oral 2. likes it in the trunk 3. has a swimming pool cum guzzling is not required, but would be a plus. Please apply within :sctachy:  | 
|   _________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""] thats been the highlight of my day so far  | 
|   ____________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 7:43pm - carina in the car ""] Rev and I thought you had one already  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 8:05pm - DomesticTerror ""] no, one for the whole band. btw, i myself am back on the market as well  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:16am - Dissector ""] Would you settle for a girlish boy that does all those things and more?  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:42am - DeOdiumMortis ""] No. Must be genetically female from birth. It's so important we even wrote a song about it.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:43am - DeOdiumMortis ""] It would also be a plus if she could drum, but that's not a requirement.  | 
|   ____________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 9:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend http://www.lilamber.com/  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 9:24am - Aegathis dude ""] hahah, shes probably not even heard of any of those things yet.  | 
|   ______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 10:01am - Miles of NotCommon ""] She has not only heard of those things, she invented new versions of them all.  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 11:21am - Robdeadskin ""] msd...that was awful...yes...the L.A. sluts have nothing on boston...where the whores at!  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 2:43pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Bump for a band slut.  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 4:09pm - Robdeadskin ""] this girl also must like to be demoralized...shit on...pissed on...and then commit sucide in shame..then we throw it in her once again...so where are all the coked up runnaways!  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 6:55pm - metalmatt666 ""] love it hehe  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 7:02pm - shatteredliz ""] Wow, such an enticing offer. I'm surprised you haven't gotten any applications yet...  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 8:53pm - DomesticTerror ""] yeah, the pool is kinda pushin' it...  | 
|   ______________________________ [Jul 18,2005 9:00pm - nate ""] fuck yeah man, that is the problem, expand your horizons, be more open to new things... a pool isn't necessary... if she had a pool she'd wanna swim in it with you, want you to love her and snuggle and laugh and all that girlie shit... fuck the fuckin pool!  | 
|   _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:45pm - DomesticTerror ""] naw man, we just want the pool cuz it gets hot out and we like to go swimming.  | 
|   _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - DomesticTerror ""] ok, how 'bout we trade the pool for a large screen tv, nfl hd?  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - wakeoftears ""] I nominate Smitty J Grimballs for this position. If you dont know him, you should, he'd make a stupendous band whore.  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Aug 2,2005 6:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] bump  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2005 6:11pm - swamplorddvm ""] DomesticTerror said: btw, i myself am back on the market as well Are you trying to tell me something?  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:15pm - anonymous ""] blowfish thimble treats mofugga  | 
|   ________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:17pm - Beakey ""] I don't think you guys will be getting much ass after writing "104". I know "Decomposing Pile of Ex-Girlfriends" kinda killed it for me.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:45pm - death2all NLI ""] I got the pool, but a slut would be nice.  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:55pm - Hooker nli ""] Go to Lynn or something. You'll be able to flip over a few rocks and find her there.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 5:11pm - DomesticTerror ""] Lynn who? my boss is named Lynn, and she's fucking HOT!!!!  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:37pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Bring her to practice. We'll work her over & get you a raise @ the same time!  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:38pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around.  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:41pm - KeithMutiny ""] come on, even i know sluts in Lynn, and i live 2 hours south of there  | 
|   ___________________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:22pm - heavy metal milf hunter ""] want a girlfriend yun spa! pvd 1320 awels ave  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:23pm - shrapnel ! ""] DEATH2ALL said:Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around. it's true i knew a great one but she's knocked up now  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:27pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Good ol Lynn, city of sin.  | 
|   _____________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:32pm - I ""] lynn should be napalmed!  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:45pm - DEATH2ALL ""] I said:lynn should be napalmed! Where would we get crack from?  | 
|   _____________________________ [Oct 10,2005 11:04pm - I ""] DEATH2ALL said:I said:lynn should be napalmed! Where would we get crack from? lowell lawrence haverhill salem methuen etc...now that ithink about it these towns should be napalmed to!  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous ""] whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous ""] kiddn man  | 
|   _________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 3:19pm - Tyler ""] hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 4:47pm - anonymous ""] steinbag's available  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 5:06pm - DomesticTerror ""] anonymous said:whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off what...?  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:00pm - ROBTERATISM ""] THATS JONNEY SCOTT..U FUCKIN WRECKED MAN..I AM..I DONT WANT NO GIRL!  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:01pm - ROBTERATISM ""] Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her? I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!  | 
|   ______________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:31pm - ... ""] girlfriend app on rttp wow  | 
|   _________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:41pm - Tyler ""] ROBTERATISM said:Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her? I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL! Pussy  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:53pm - ROBTERATISM ""] im gonna rape you fuck pussy!  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 10:35pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Damn you are wrecked!  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 9:30am - anonymous ""] rob smells like hot tuna feet  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 10:07am - anonymous ""] and scott what...? smellin like katrina corpse water  | 
|   ___________________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 10:41am - intricateprocess ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend http://www.lilamber.com/ why do i have a feeling the FBI is going to show up at my house for going to that site  | 
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