Is it time to bathe/do laundry...[views:1844][posts:21]____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] ... when you pick your boxer shorts off the floor and rice falls out? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2006 1:22pm - Yeti ""] its time to do your laundry when you go to pick it up and it growls at you |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:40pm - succubus ""] rice? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:41pm - pam ""] he moonlights as Dr Frankenfurter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:44pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] pam said:he moonlights as Dr Frankenfurter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. i would actually pay to see this |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:53pm - RichHorror ""] Everyone has his price. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:55pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i got two bucks and jar of pennies around here |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 2:58pm - RichHorror ""] Sold. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 3:13pm - pisscup ""] RichHorror said:... when you pick your boxer shorts off the floor and rice falls out? I slept at this person's house once and in the morning I went to take a shit. I was sitting there squeezing one out and trying to rub the sleep out of my eyes when I noticed that the floor seemed to be crawling. When I was able to focus what I saw appeared to be maggots crawling on the floor. I was like "whoa, what kind of crazy drugs did I do last night"? I closed my eyes and tried to shake the hallucination off, but when I opened them the maggots were still there. Apparently if you leave a pile of dirty laundry on your bathroom floor during the summer maggots will grow out of it. Is this the rice you're talking about? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 3:15pm - dwellingsickness ""] Was it cooked rice?, Maybe you were saving it for later |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 3:16pm - RichHorror ""] No, it seemed to be actual rice. The only thing with insects I've ever experienced was with wolf spiders. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:13pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] RichHorror said:No, it seemed to be actual rice. The only thing with insects I've ever experienced was with wolf spiders. A) Spiders aren't insects Rich. B) Wolf spiders are the scariest things on the fucking planet, those things are fucking massive. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:14pm - RichHorror ""] RESPECT YOUR ELDERS |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:14pm - dreadkill ""] was this rice of the pork fried persuasion? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:15pm - RichHorror ""] I don't know, I didn't think to interrogate it. It looked more or less like regular white rice. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:15pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] sorry massa', I dance for ya. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:16pm - pisscup ""] RichHorror said:I don't know, I didn't think to interrogate it. It looked more or less like regular white rice. Did you at least taste it??? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:17pm - RichHorror ""] No. It happened, I thought about it as I put my boxers on, then it was gone. I never even got to say goodbye. :( |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:58pm - Josh_Martin ""] RichHorror said:... when you pick your boxer shorts off the floor and rice falls out? I think its time to stop getting oral sex from nauseous gooks. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 4:58pm - RichHorror ""] Don't you tell me how to live! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2006 9:07pm - davefromthegrave ""] RichHorror said:... when you pick your boxer shorts off the floor and rice falls out? nah, that just means you're part mexican. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 9:52pm - RichHorror ""] CLASSIC |