i just hung out with ron jeremy for almost 3 hours[views:1573][posts:14]_____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 3:08am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ron jeremy came to umass dartmouth for a debate about porn. my friends invited him to a party, and told us to pick him up at his hotel. i chauffered him around, took him to the party, saw him sign at least 50 boobs, and then just sat around and shot the shit until about a half hour ago. probably one of the coolest people ever. |
___________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 7:28am - wade nli ""] rad dude! |
______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 7:52am - the_reverend ""] by transitive properties, you are now famous... ly hair. |
______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 7:56am - the_reverend ""] mrs. fucking richards will now commence to calling you "hedgehog jr" in the sac! |
_______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:40am - Messerschmitt ""] interesting porn fact: once a pornstar bangs a black, her value goes down. |
_____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:43am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] he even wrote a message for Sexcrement. it says: To Sexcrement; I always knew the best sounds come from a bunch of assholes. -Ron Jeremy |
___________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:54am - dreadkill ""] ha, i was on campus llast night. i should have gone to meet that dude. |
___________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 9:01am - dreadkill ""] how many girls did ron fuck at the party? |
______________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 12:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] he didn't fuck any. he touched all of my friends boobs a lot when he was signing them and drawing all over them. he's a very respectful man, haha |
______________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 12:31pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] That is fantastic. I remember the time he grabbed my ex-girlfriend's tit. I was honored. |
______________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 12:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha i told him if my girlfriend was there and got her boobs signed by him, i would be the proudest man alive. just for novelty value of course |
______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 1:11pm - hungtableed ""] QUICK! get an AIDS test! |
___________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 2:06pm - babyshaker not logged in ""] only you mark |
____________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 2:44pm - anonymous ""] Messerschmitt said:interesting porn fact: once a pornstar bangs a black, her value goes down. I thought that goes for all women. |
_________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 2:47pm - pisscup ""] Ron Jeremy was on Nash Bridges today. |