I need to get an ejector seat for my car[views:2489][posts:25]___________________________________________ [Sep 15,2006 11:01pm - davefromthegrave ""] that way , when I go out on a date and figure out the bitch isn't gonna put out, I don't have to drive her all the way home |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 5:28am - thegreatspaldino ""] you still dont have to drive her all the way home... just kick her out for beinga prude. she will listen. and if she has a male friend try to beat your ass for being a "dick", i will help you out and eat him. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 7:16am - al that nli ""] a trap door might be cheaper. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 8:38am - davefromthegrave ""] thegreatspaldino said:you still dont have to drive her all the way home... just kick her out for beinga prude. she will listen. and if she has a male friend try to beat your ass for being a "dick", i will help you out and eat him. an ejector seat would be funnier than just kicking her out. think about. "wanna come back to my place?" "it's late, I really should be getting home." *I hit the ejector button and her entire seat shoots out the top of the car with her in it and I keep driving. * |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 9:10am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] davefromthegrave said:that way , when I go out on a date and figure out the bitch isn't gonna put out, I don't have to drive her all the way home Someone's been watching mythbusters... |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 10:29am - thegreatspaldino ""] its certainly would be funnier... but logically it would be like a one tim use only thing... unless you have like a firebird/mustang/camaro with t-tops or a convertible... then in which case... eject away |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 1:05pm - powerkok ""] Thats what rape and murder is for, silly. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 1:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] thegreatspaldino said:its certainly would be funnier... but logically it would be like a one tim use only thing... unless you have like a firebird/mustang/camaro with t-tops or a convertible... then in which case... eject away someone hasn't been watching mythbusters... powerkok said:Thats what rape and murder is for, silly. WIN! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 2:55pm - niccolai ""] davefromthegrave said:thegreatspaldino said:you still dont have to drive her all the way home... just kick her out for beinga prude. she will listen. and if she has a male friend try to beat your ass for being a "dick", i will help you out and eat him. an ejector seat would be funnier than just kicking her out. think about. "wanna come back to my place?" "it's late, I really should be getting home." *I hit the ejector button and her entire seat shoots out the top of the car with her in it and I keep driving. * All of this would, of course, take place within the first 13 seconds of the date. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:15pm - davefromthegrave ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:davefromthegrave said:that way , when I go out on a date and figure out the bitch isn't gonna put out, I don't have to drive her all the way home Someone's been watching mythbusters... yeah, I got the idea watching that. niccolai said:davefromthegrave said:thegreatspaldino said:you still dont have to drive her all the way home... just kick her out for beinga prude. she will listen. and if she has a male friend try to beat your ass for being a "dick", i will help you out and eat him. an ejector seat would be funnier than just kicking her out. think about. "wanna come back to my place?" "it's late, I really should be getting home." *I hit the ejector button and her entire seat shoots out the top of the car with her in it and I keep driving. * All of this would, of course, take place within the first 13 seconds of the date. Well in a perfect world, yeah. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:19pm - davefromthegrave ""] powerkok said:Thats what rape and murder is for, silly. you sound like a cross between my 8 year old nephew and my friend's gay brother, who is a ballerina. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:38pm - powerkok ""] Im not the irridecsent homo talking about 'dating' on a metal board. Turn sideways so no one can see you. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:39pm - powerkok ""] actually, failed dating, which is much worse. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:51pm - davefromthegrave ""] I'm irridescent, huh? great fucking comeback. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 6:57pm - Joshtruction ""] the hell with t tops, try to eject the bitch through the hard top. It will be way more "BREWTAL!!!!!!" when she smashes to death instead. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 7:23pm - powerkok ""] davefromthegrave said:I'm irridescent, huh? great fucking comeback. Ive been calling you that for a year, not my fault you cant read. You are a cunt for no reason, but I can play your way, if youd like, milky faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 7:26pm - al that nli ""] be cleaning the inside forever,like pulp fiction. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 7:31pm - davefromthegrave ""] powerkok said:davefromthegrave said:I'm irridescent, huh? great fucking comeback. Ive been calling you that for a year, not my fault you cant read. You are a cunt for no reason, but I can play your way, if youd like, milky faggot. You're right. I can't read. ya caught me out on that one, dude. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 7:36pm - davefromthegrave ""] next time you should call me translucent, you know, if you really wanna get mean. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2006 9:45pm - powerkok ""] Nah, thats my reserve, only to be whipped out, when called a fatty. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 12:36am - davefromthegrave ""] You're just a library of awesome comebacks. Not to mention exotic forms of cholesterol. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 12:39am - powerkok ""] Sorry, I dont study the 'comeback' book. If I wanted a comeback...... Go wait tables, girl job. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 12:40am - powerkok ""] Theres a gay waiter at my work, too. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 12:50am - davefromthegrave ""] powerkok said:Sorry, I dont study the 'comeback' book. If I wanted a comeback...... Go wait tables, girl job. go cut vegetables, mexican job. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 10:09pm - powerkok ""] Nice try, bitch job, but Im a line cook, moron. I dont work along side bitches. Fetch me a refill. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2006 10:12pm - sacreligion ""] haha that was a mint episode of mythbusters |