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[QUOTE="HeavensJail:518825"]missed Haverhill though; found these elsewhere, even if they're not as good. -- You Know You're From Massachusetts When... You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks. You know what they sell at a packie. You can actually find your way around Boston. Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. You have never been to Cheers. When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together. You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford. You have gone to at least one party at UMass. The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat. You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs. You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime. You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's. You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one. You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape". You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger. You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school. You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group. You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language. You've called something "wicked pissa". You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie). You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round. You still try to order curly fries from Burger King. You order iced coffee in January. You know what candlepin bowling is. You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop and/or Building #19. You know what a "regular" coffee is. You deny that you've lived "here" your whole life; you were born in the next town over, and didn't move till you started kindergarten. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF..... 1. You think crosswalks are for wimps 2. You think if someone's nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lost 3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds....on foot. 4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak english 5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you 6. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can 7. The transportation system is known as the "T" 8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house 9. Subway is a fast food place 10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house 11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino" you know what they're talking about and believe it too 12. You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy 13. If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names 14. Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel out the second the light turned green 15. You have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green 16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of driving 17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you want to 18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting 19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definately a "heat wave" 63 degrees is "on the warm side" 20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie; if you don't have it then you're never going to get it even if you were born here 21. At the ice cream shop you call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies" 22. You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen losers you went to high school with doing the same thing they were doing when you saw them last 23. You still try to order curly fries from Burger King, and crullers from Dunkin's 24. You can navigate a rotary without a problem 25. You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil 26. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you 27. When someone calls you a "masshole" you take it as a compliment 28. Saint Patrick's Day is your second favorite holiday 29. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you 30. You know the Mass Pike and 128 are some strange weather dividing lines 31. You've gone from I-95 South to I-93 North by driving in a straight line and never changing direction.[/QUOTE]
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