Suddenly I'm into Amon Amarth[views:2396][posts:21]__________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:23pm - demondave ""] This happens every now and then to me. A band that I am aware of comes to town, and for one reason or another, I don't get to the show. Then, after the fact, I get into the band. I'm suddenly really into Amon Armath. If this had happened a month ago, I would have rearranged my schedule so that I could have made it to that show..... |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:33pm - Opie's Freckled Anal Area ""] Do you need a ride? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:36pm - the_reverend ""] it already happened. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :newhorns: AMON AMARTH :newhorns: |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:39pm - Opie's Freckled Anal Area ""] Do you need a ride too? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:40pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Ride this: :middlefinger: |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 2:41pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] Ouch! That hurt my freckled anal area-NO RIDE FOR YOU! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 3:22pm - brian_dc ""] I went through a phase when I thought that AMON AMARTH was just generic boring stuff. But just recently I dusted off The Crusher and realized that I was being a moron and this shit is always good to just sit back, take in just how metal it truly is, looking past a little bit of cheesiness, and revel in it. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 3:52pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] So I take it you need a ride? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 4:02pm - demondave ""] I've got the Avenger playing right now. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 4:09pm - DreamingInExile ""] I've got the Amon Amarth DVD set, sooooooo good! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 4:21pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] I'm going to need a bigger van,,,,,,,,, |
| _________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 4:23pm - archaeon ""] DreamingInExile said:I've got the Amon Amarth DVD set, sooooooo good! that the longest dvd set i've ever seen an all day viking journey! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 5:18pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] DreamingInExile said:I've got the Amon Amarth DVD set, sooooooo good! Ha!! I picked this up a few days ago, great stuff! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 6:19pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] If I end up renting a Fung Wah bus I'm going to need $ from all of you. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 7:11pm - Kinslayer ""] Did Susan ask about me? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 1,2007 7:27pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] She likes me!!!! You move on my girl and you can walk to AMON AMARTH. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 11:46am - mcmahon ""] I picked this up last night. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 2,2007 3:56pm - pam ""] Once, in the land of Zimble-boo, Where honkweed grew and brimbles flew, There lived two fans of heavy metal Who had a great big score to settle. One, named Nod, was into stuff That could never be True enough He always said to his friend Barth, "I do not like Amon Amarth." Barth, instead, was just the kind To try and have an open mind He worshiped metal in all its forms And any music outside the norm. At the Frizz-Frazz Works, all day they worked And Barth thought Nod a tiresome jerk For from his truck, he would go get Graveland, Darkthrone and Negura Bunget. "I have here bootleg tapes of Mayhem, I will not hesitate to play them. They feature both Dead and Euronymous You dont like these? Ha! You wuss! Their freezing grimness frightens thee And flays your soul and sanity. Thou art untrue, my weak friend Barth. Thats why you like Amon Amarth." "But Nod," Barth said, his voice a-quiver "I have catalogs from Spinefarm and Shiver, Necropolis and House of Kicks Some bands have learned a few new tricks. And while its true these newer bands Have killed no one by their own hands There is no law in Zimble-boo That says all metal must be true." "**** off, you poser!" Nod exclaimed. "May thy weak ass perish in flames! The corporate labels are your friends, To them you look for mindless trends. "I will not like your Borknagar, So please dont play it in your car, Id sooner hacksaw off my ear Than listen to Dimmu Borgir "God Dethroned just makes me laugh Cradle of Filth incurs my wrath And most of all, my lame friend Barth, I do not like Amon Amarth." "But would you like them, Nod, if soon They did a record for Full Moon?" "Not e'en on vinyl, you buffoon I would not like them on Full Moon." "But would you like them, Nod my friend, If they did a record for The End?" "Those corporate followers of trend? Not on your life. I will not bend!" "Well, how about Necropolis?" "On them I take a healthy piss!" "Surely you like Misanthropy." "You Christian tool, begone from me! "Please do not mention Hammerheart Those thieves of diabolic art Your head is so far up your ass You might as well say Nuclear Blast "And mention not Century Media Or else I will be forced to beat-y ya Please, Metal Blade? Have you no balls? Those bastards signed the Goo Goo Dolls!!" "But Nod," Barth cried, "this band is good They hate the Lord, just as they should Their sound is great, which is what you get when Its engineered by Peter Tgtgren And though its all been done before It kicks much ass, you can be sure So take it from your old friend Barth, Youd really like Amon Amarth." At this, Nod flew into a fit And tore poor Barth to little bits He murdered him with Satans might Then went to jail without a fight And there, he only got to hear What people taped for his imprisoned ear He could not buy from catalogs From Breath of Night or from Moonfog No compact discs could he possess Only dubbed tapes, to his distress But then one day, he got a mix From some homely Goth pen-pal chick She taped him Emperor and Dawn Dark Funeral and Apollyon She even filled all of side two With bands like Opeth and Lilitu. And when our Nod was forced to hear These different bands, his pagan ear Was startled, and his beady eyes Did widen in complete surprise He liked these bands! Yes, quite a bit! It made old Darkthrone sound like **** It wasnt kult, to be quite fair But he realized, he didnt care! And on the end of this cassette One more surprise awaited yet Amon Amarth, the very band That made Nod kill his bestest friend The final song that was in store, "God, His Son, and the Holy *****," From The Avenger, their new CD, Came blasting out of Cell Block Three. Why, Nod was startled and perturbed "Where is this place called Gothenburg? That buzzsaw sound, these catchy songs I could enjoy this all day long! "Ive seen the error of my ways But who is this right now that plays?" He checked the listing on the tape, Then laughed and said "For goodness sake! "Barth, had I but listened to thee Youd be alive, and Id be free So hey, I owe ya one, ol Barth I do so like Amon Amarth!" |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 4:33pm - Opie‘s Freckled Anal Area ""] You should send that to AMON AMARTH. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 4:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] the first few albums from amon amarth were awesome; after that i couldn't rekindle my interest, but i heard the newest one a few weeks ago and it is definitely many steps up from the last few albums. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 12:25am - y_ddraig_goch ""] Amon Amarth owns, and they get better on each album... yeah wah wah wah Amon Amarth doesn't record in a sewer onto cell phones anymore, printing only a few discs as to make them archealogical treasure |