no need for wit here, the article title speaks for itself[views:5434][posts:11]_______________________________ [Feb 15,2007 12:46pm - Yeti ""] http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/15/people.markcurry.ap/index.html  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 1:12pm - ariavette ""] oh... is that all it takes to stop yourself from ending your own life.. wow.. i never realized how simple it was...  | 
|   ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 1:16pm - atthehaunted ""] he's a pussy, I looked up to him as a father, now I feel he should be put to death for making me believe in him.  | 
|   __________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 2:06pm - SteveOTB ""] I just got a paper cut, I think I'm gonna kill myself now.  | 
|   ________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 2:07pm - hybrid ""] i cant believe someone actually wrote a story on that.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 2:09pm - RichHorror ""] I considered suicide everytime I saw a commercial for 'Hangin' With Mr. Cooper'.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 2:11pm - Spaldino@werk ""] Wait a second here... Sinbad actually made someone laugh? did i read that right?  | 
|   ______________________________ [Feb 15,2007 3:20pm - Yeti ""] i cant believe xmikex hasnt replied to this yet, i figured he'd have a field day.  | 
|   ________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 3:51pm - xmikex ""] Man I had 300 smartass responses cocked and ready to go until I found out he was mutilated like that. Still though it marks the first time someone listened to Sinbad and didn't want to die at the end. I heard he went down to the cancer ward afterwards and squashed a dozen tumors with jokes about how white people chew gum differently than black people.  | 
|   ___________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] White people have names like Lenny while black people have names like Carl.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 5:33pm - Spaldino@werk ""] men be all actin like zombies at the mall....  | 
|   ________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:03am - NIGGER ""] I bet you hate Niggers, too.  |