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[QUOTE="Hoser:598295"]I wanted to discuss my Universal Theory of the Customer Service Representative, so I decided to make a post regarding this theory. [IMG]http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/THK/THK130/A0000950.jpg[/IMG] Since the invention of the telephone, there has been a massive demand for the "customer service representative." Call centers were openened and thousands of previously unemployed black women rose to the challenge. Companies far and wide soon came to find that these black women were perfect for the job! These women were perfect for keeping the client confused and ready to commit suicide at any moment. A 2007 study by none other than myself found that 99.8% of all customer service reps. had names like Shiwan, LaShawnna, Tiwanna, and Laticia (pronounced la-teesh-a) In the second half of the same study, I found that these CSR's were completely useless in effectively solving any client problem, but were FANTASTIC at re-routing your call to another CSR who was equally fantastic at doing the same thing. Which leads to my Universal Theory of Customer Service Representatives: My theory states that there was such a demand for these highly qualified black women that the communities just could no longer support this demand. However, there seems to be no shortage of these CSR's, as every credit card company, car company, telephone company all seem to have an ample supply. I travelled the country in search of an answer. What I found left me horrified beyond words. Midwestern farmers had begun planting negro seeds, and cultivating these women! They were growing them in record numbers. Their names are not individual names, but all of them assimilate the name of the farm on which they were grown. I have taken pictures of the Shiwan ranch in Hatsfield, OK. I have seen the satellite imagery of the Leticia Springs Farm in Plainsville, AK. I have exciting live footage of the LaDawn "Soybean" farm in West Lake, Texas. If any of you have any photos or footage...please share them! We cannot let this theory go unproven!!! [/QUOTE]
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