Toilet is a good name for a pet[views:11826][posts:47]________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:52pm - Granny_Monster ""] I'm serious.  | 
|   ______________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:56pm - Mess ""] yeah, for a shitzu  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:01pm - Granny_Monster ""] Rich thinks it's mean. He thinks it's a bad idea to get three goats and name them Toilet, Bathtub, and Faucet.  | 
|   _____________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:04pm - Mess ""] goats would be cool  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:05pm - Mike_Giallo ""] How's that mean? Rich is a faggot. Toilet is a good name.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:07pm - Granny_Monster ""] I'd sooner name a cat Lobster than I would Toilet, Rich. Lobster is a good name for a cat.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:08pm - RichHorror ""] Goats smell. Mike is getting a bunny and naming it Pancake. And I'm the faggot. Right. And yes, he said 'bunny' and not 'rabbit'. Homo.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:09pm - RichHorror ""] Lobster is also a stupid name for a cat or anything that isn't a Lobster.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:10pm - Mike_Giallo ""] I said I might name it Pancake, which was a name my ex-girlfriend thought of. I'm probably gonna end up naming him Darby. And Rich, you say "kitty" not "cat'. You are a faggot.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:10pm - Granny_Monster ""] Mike, you're getting a bunny?!  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:11pm - Mike_Giallo ""] Granny_Monster said:Mike, you're getting a bunny?! My sister knows someplace that has bunnies that are already litter trained and everything. So I don't need to keep him in a cage and he can just wander around my house. Plus, they sell bunny leashes so I can take him out for a walk. It just depends on if I find the time to go the place this week.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:11pm - RichHorror ""] We'll see who the faggot is tonight when we're having sex with each other.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:14pm - Granny_Monster ""] ...  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:16pm - RichHorror ""] DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:19pm - Granny_Monster ""] It's not that, I just thought Mike didn't have sex with anyone over 17.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:19pm - RichHorror ""] I'm 12 in dog years.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:20pm - Granny_Monster ""] If you were a puppy... I'd name you Toilet.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] And I would kill you in your sleep.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:21pm - Granny_Monster ""] BAD TOILET! That's a BAD TOILET!  | 
|   _____________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:24pm - Yeti ""] i'd have to imagine that the pet would resent you. "toilet?? you named me TOILET??"  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:33pm - porphyria ""] you and your love for toilets :spineyes: you should make toilet shaped cupcakes for shows!  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:34pm - RichHorror ""] Toilets are for urine, feces, vomit and used condoms.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:35pm - porphyria ""] and goldfish.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:36pm - RichHorror ""] And soggy Cheerios.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:37pm - Granny_Monster ""] Soggy Cheerios is a good name for a pet.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 1:38pm - RichHorror ""] I hate you.  | 
|   _________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 2:41pm - Dankill ""] My friend named his cat then just never stopped calling it shithead. So, everyone only knows it as Shithead.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:42am - Granny_Monster ""] Bump because this is a good idea!  | 
|   ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:44am - Lamp ""] Pets are toilets.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:48am - RichHorror ""] Lamp is a good name for a message board user.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:54am - Granny_Monster ""] Lamp would also be a good name for a pet. As would Couch and Sofa... possibly Loveseat. The list goes on...  | 
|   ___________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:57am - FuckIsMySignature ""] I call my cat "Hey get the fuck away from me!"  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:58am - Granny_Monster ""] I call my cat "I hate you" and "you're worthless"  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:59am - Granny_Monster ""] ... but he's a jerk, so it's okay. I'm nice to my good cats.  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:02am - sinistas ""] My cat is named Cow. She also looks like a cow, so it works.  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:12am - Lamp ""] I'm the bright light of this place, haw haw...  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:12am - Mess ""] i took my dog for a walk through the woods for like 1 1/2 hours yesterday. she had a fucking blast. i did too.  | 
|   _________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:18am - Granny_Monster ""] Mess said:i took my dog for a walk through the woods for like 1 1/2 hours yesterday. she had a fucking blast. i did too. What kind of dog is it?  | 
|   _______________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:19am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] Dankill said:My friend named his cat then just never stopped calling it shithead. So, everyone only knows it as Shithead. Shithead only works for a dog, and if you're Steve Martin.  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:23am - Mess ""] Granny_Monster said:Mess said:i took my dog for a walk through the woods for like 1 1/2 hours yesterday. she had a fucking blast. i did too. What kind of dog is it? a pain in the ass Minpin. she's got the funniest personality i've ever seen in a dog. she's a clown.  | 
|   _________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:24am - Granny_Monster ""] Mess said:Granny_Monster said:Mess said:i took my dog for a walk through the woods for like 1 1/2 hours yesterday. she had a fucking blast. i did too. What kind of dog is it? a pain in the ass Minpin. she's got the funniest personality i've ever seen in a dog. she's a clown. Ack! Really? That's awesome! I love those little things.  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:28am - Mess ""] yeah, she's a year and a half now and still only 9 lbs. haha  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:46am - ariavette ""] my sisters cat is an orange tabby.. who she named steve... at first i was like that's gay.. but it fits his personality b/c he's just as weird... so it fits..then it turned into Steven Mctowley... so it's even better  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:31pm - Dankill ""] I dunno, Chris. That cat knows it's place pretty well and it's place is being named Shithead. Plus, the thing is a bitch and a half. What about Buttrumpus?  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:50pm - dreadkill ""] i'm naming my next pet acid reflux.  | 
|   ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 6:16am - Granny_Monster ""] That is a very good name, Ken. I approve.  | 
|   ______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 6:35am - Mess ""] upsetstomachediarrhea  | 
|   ______________________________ [Apr 12,2007 6:20am - Mess ""] [img]  |