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[QUOTE="goatcatalyst:659924"]hey, check out this fancy message i just sent them through their website: subject: the truth of Jesus Christ body: Recent and more accurate translations of the Scriptures have revealed that Jesus of Nazareth was sustained for the duration of His fasting in the garden of Gesthemane by the semen of virile young men whom He solicited with gold. Furthermore, the "Last Supper" was in reality a final orgy for the Nazarene to feast upon the supple buttocks of His twelve most favored partners and He was "betrayed" by His jilted lover Judas with a kiss on His inadequate phallus, contrary to the popular belief that it was a symbolic, yet innocent kiss upon the cheek. For His heightened arousal, this was done before the handsome Roman soldiers whom He so lusted after. Having been roughed up and ravished by these Heaven-sent mercenaries, He was eagerly sodomized before Pontius Pilate and his prelates. Much wine was imbibed and still more ejaculate spilled. And so it is a historically accurate fact that His scourging and crucifixion were nothing short of a homosexual sadomasochistic act. At His behest, He died with a crudely fashioned marble dildo firmly affixed in His rectum. It is now known that upon His resurrection, He appeared to His faithful apostles in their sodomatic bath house of iniquity. When He came before them, they ceased the fondling of each others' genitals (which He taught them), and summarily kissed Him upon His shameful parts. The tongues of fire that are said to have adorned the Apostles' heads could be more accurately interpreted as inflamed groins resulting from the carnality which ensued. These are truths revealed by more accurate translations and closer readings of the Scriptures. Deny them and deny Him. This is your Christ... whom you worship and adore. We are on to you and the clandestine agenda which you serve. Yours in knowledge, His Emissary ------------------------------ can't wait for a reply[/QUOTE]
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