Mermaid found in Malaysia[views:2482][posts:15]______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 1:35pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.guangming.com.my/content.phtml?sec=193&sdate=&artid=200608140912 http://mermaid.malaysia.googlepages.com/ |
| ______________________________ [Oct 11,2007 1:36pm - Yeti ""] i've seen that picture before. it looks like this thing that was on the X-Files that lived in Porto-Potty's. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 1:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i thought mermaids were supposed to be hot with huge fuckin tits. what gives. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_merman_carcass4.htm |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/dynamic/o...com/photos/81717569%40N00/20566238/ [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 3:06pm - Whoremastery ""] looks like jar jar binks lost cousin! |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 3:57pm - PatMeebles nli ""] Ummmm, how could this be real? Where the hell are the reproductive organs?! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 5:05pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] PatMeebles nli said:Ummmm, how could this be real? Where the hell are the reproductive organs?! You're only asking cause you wanna fuck it. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 5:43pm - JDDomination ""] MERMAIDER There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime. And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain. You need your: Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider x 16 But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead. They'll have their: Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check. Hold your breath, swim and strain -the smell of death, can't escape. Underground I tried to murder, tried to murder some mermaids. It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run. Vengeance is below for thee, thousand leagues below the sea. You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next kin. In their homes [you] drank their blood, wash your face in ? and ? Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside. ? a big charade, your life is ended by mermaids. Mermaider x16 Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check. MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER! Your life was ended by mermaids. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 7:19pm - thuringwethil ""] Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 8:15pm - the_reverend ""] "I lay my eggs and then I leave the room and you shower them with your sperm" |
| _______________________________ [Oct 11,2007 8:22pm - yummy ""] where does the lorax fit into all of this? He's not a mermaid. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 8:25pm - the_reverend ""] click on the link of some of the other oddities. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 11,2007 9:13pm - yummy ""] I did. But the Lorax is real. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 11,2007 10:07pm - Lamp ""] I don't buy this for a second. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 10:13pm - yummy ""] It's not economical. |