I just farted[views:5703][posts:11]____________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:37am - starmummy ""] Smells like old ham. I wish my cubicle had four walls and a roof.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:38am - starmummy ""] Now it smells kind of like cornmeal.  | 
|   _______________________________ [May 28,2008 10:41am - Yeti ""] i just shit myself.  | 
|   _____________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:41am - RichHorror ""] I farted myself awake today.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:41am - starmummy ""] Yeti said:i just shit myself. I'll stay away from your area for awhile then.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:55am - starmummy ""] I didn't even eat anything weird.......must be the chinese food from last night. Goddamnit. Smells like I just sharted.  | 
|   __________________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:58am - Conservationist ""] Maybe we should all text each other when the urge hits and have, like, the flash mob equivalent of a mass dump  | 
|   ___________________________________ [May 28,2008 1:30pm - starmummy ""] I crapped. All is good.....though I did just have Panera for lunch. We'll see how the rest of the day goes/smells.  | 
|   ___________________________________________ [May 28,2008 2:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] meatloaf farts... coming to nostril near you!  | 
|   _________________________________ [May 28,2008 3:07pm - W3 nli ""] you're not Brad  | 
|   ___________________________________ [May 28,2008 3:29pm - ariavette ""] starmummy said:I didn't even eat anything weird.......must be the chinese food from last night. Goddamnit. Smells like I just sharted. you better back it up with some TP just to be safe  | 
|   ___________________________________ [May 28,2008 4:43pm - starmummy ""] Gas is back and in full effect. Smelly as hell.  |