Sharting[views:4208][posts:9]____________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:11pm - starmummy ""] All of this farting/pooping reminds me of a time when I was about 15 or 16. I was in my bedroom and let out a fart. Except....it ended up being a shart. I didn't know what to do, so I went into the bathroom, wiped myself down, rolled up my dirty undies and put them in my pocket. I ran outside into the woods behind my house and buried them.  | 
|   ________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:12pm - yummy ""] yeah that works.  | 
|   __________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:20pm - Martins ""] That's the only way to do it.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:22pm - jesusnli ""] yeah thats pretty much the standard procedure.  | 
|   ___________________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:58pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] the alternative is to put them in a plastic bag and throw the bag out the window of your moving car.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 12:26am - jesusnli ""] ill allow it  | 
|   ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:57am - starmummy ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:the alternative is to put them in a plastic bag and throw the bag out the window of your moving car. That's genius.  | 
|   _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 10:06am - GodlessRob ""] Rolling Comando Style... I'd be screwed if that happened  | 
|   ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:06pm - starmummy ""] GodlessRob said:Rolling Comando Style... I'd be screwed if that happened Underwear is a necessary buffer. No one would go near me if I didn't wear it.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:11pm - Kinslayer ""] I sharted at this broads house once and after cleaning up in the bathroom, I threw my boxers out the window (3 floors up)... Hopefully they're still there. Who would pick up and move shitty boxers?  |