Do your absolute best in life to avoid:[views:1698][posts:17]______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:34pm - TearsOfGods ""] Getting fucking sprayed with Sabre O.C. pepper spray. Holy goddamn christ in hell. If you are ever threatened to be the subject of its usage, I suggest you comply with any and all demands short only of sodomy. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] also goes good with Chili and Salsa |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:36pm - corpus_colostomy ""] this shit is capable of killing people w/ asthma..no joke. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:37pm - Yeti ""] mmm.....incapacitating |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:40pm - TearsOfGods ""] Shit would go well will chili and salsa. Think of it this way, it's like the burn of habanero peppers in your fucking eyeballs and everywhere else on your body it makes contact with. Corpus is right, aside from the most excruciating intense burn in your eyeballs and face, it makes you hyperventilate like a motherfucker. I got it at like 9:30am and my arms, ear, and neck -which got exposed -are still burning worse than a pissin dick with chlamydia. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the real question is... why did you get sprayed with that shit? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:43pm - narkybark ""] masturbation gone wrong |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:46pm - TearsOfGods ""] I had too, I had no choice. I got paid for it and I also got to watch a few dozen people get hit too. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] how much? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:49pm - TearsOfGods ""] Put it this way, It would take at least $1000 for me to consider ever getting hit again voluntarily. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:50pm - TearsOfGods ""] Maybe I'd fold to $250 cash in my pocket before the spray. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:56pm - corpus_colostomy ""] police training? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 3:57pm - RichHorror ""] Wal*Mart orientation. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 4:00pm - TearsOfGods ""] paramilitary |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 4:05pm - corpus_colostomy ""] tru. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 4:26pm - monster_island ""] just remember no means no ... especially when the bitch is packing that shit |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 4:28pm - Eviscerater ""] Judge: Sir, she said no. No means no. Defendant: Your Honor; she was wet and to me, sir, that is consent. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 23,2008 4:41pm - Conservationist ""] All sheep are (anally) consenting. |