VACAYDAY 1: learned tofurkey kielbasa + gym = bad idea[views:2417][posts:14]______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:15pm - the_reverend ""] I'm off on vacation until 1/2 so I'm going to make a thread for each day about what life lesson I learned. Today was not an official day off since I had to work from home all day. but since I don't have a show tonight, I'm counting this. what I learned so far today is that eating Tofurkey™ kielbasa before going to the gym is a terrible idea. Even worse, eating it twice before going to the gym. trying to move heavy things while not tootin' every 5 seconds sucks! I held my own... Sorry for farting on the track, in the locker room, in the pool and then in the shower. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:18pm - the_reverend ""] Also, I've been trying to find what always smells like feet at the gym. it was my ipod arm strap. gross. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:00pm - corpus_NLI ""] lol. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:02pm - the_reverend ""] I just carina to sniff my iPod holder. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 8:23am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] iPod backwards smells "Poo hole" You asked her to smell your poo hole. Awesome. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 8:47am - RustyPS ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:iPod backwards smells "Poo hole" You asked her to smell your poo hole. Awesome. ummmmmmmmm........ ...........................what? |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 9:35am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said: What I learned so far today is that eating Tofurkey™ kielbasa anytime is a terrible idea. I should just listen to Big Andy and eat meat products at every meal, because eating is so much more fun when something has died for you. *fixed |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 11:06am - xmikex ""] Try this equation: Indian food buffet + whey protein + any weighted squat exercise. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 11:14am - largefreakatzero ""] xmikex said:Try this equation: Indian food buffet + whey protein + any weighted squat exercise. That could only result in epic fail. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:15pm - dftg ""] I've cleared out an entire row of treadmills by farting. It's pretty bad. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:40pm - Yeti ""] RustyPS said: the_taste_of_cigarettes said:iPod backwards smells "Poo hole" You asked her to smell your poo hole. Awesome. ummmmmmmmm........ ...........................what? hahaha seconded |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""] "On the first day of Vacay my colon gave to me, a cartridge of gross tofurkey." |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:48pm - the_reverend ""] I think I need robo-ruter to clean me out. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, Byron, that was fucking awesome. And I 3rd being confused as fuck about what Nick said. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:47pm - RustyPS ""] Sacreligion said:"On the first day of Vacay my colon gave to me, a cartridge of gross tofurkey." amazing! |