Fat Guy at my office vows to "tell everyone where the bodies are buried."[views:1474][posts:8]_______________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:09pm - xmikex ""] In his latest saga of Indiana-Jones-esque elaborate stories about why he can't show up for work on time, the fat guy I work with treated me to a tall tale about a recycling truck that was pelting him with trash, and berating him, thus causing him to be late for work. His revenge plans include a grocery list of phone calls to various departments, and a trip to a city council meeting where he'll demand to either have these ruffians fired or "tell everyone where the bodies are buried." Dude's blowing the lid off everything |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] Blowhards are exhausting. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:14pm - Yeti ""] this guy sounds like Dwight and Kevin from The Office rolled into one. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:15pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Blowhards are exhausting. hahaha i say that about people at my work. "it seems exhausting to be you". |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hide his phone in the ceiling |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:17pm - archaeon ""] Put his desk supplies into the vending machine or you're a pussy |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:45pm - the_reverend ""] make his desk out of wrapping paper. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Put his shit in jello molds. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:33pm - oscarct ""] the_reverend said:make his desk out of wrapping paper. lol |