Thanks RTTP Mobile[views:1740][posts:35]_____________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:16am - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] For being there while I take a horrendous shit at work. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:19am - arilliusbm ""] 10 bucks this is the reverend |
______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] No way it's the Rev. There are no typos. |
____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:26am - FuckIsMySignature ""] rttp mobile doesnt work for me |
_____________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:29am - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] Someone left a WSJ in here but I'd rather read about ex girlfriends dying and jokes about molestation. |
_______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:31am - the_reverend ""] no, I post as me from my phone. would you like me to go shit and post? |
_______________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:31am - Yeti ""] yes. yes we would. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:32am - arilliusbm ""] i would love it. |
_______________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:33am - Mess ""] fuck you RTTP mobile unlock my fucking phone!!! |
_______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:34am - the_reverend ""] I'm just getting down to work... give me a little while and I'll try to work on getting the pizza I ate this morning through the pipes. On a side note, I've eaten pizza for every meal since at least thursday. |
_______________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:35am - Mess ""] the_reverend said:I'm just getting down to work... give me a little while and I'll try to work on getting the pizza I ate this morning through the pipes. On a side note, I've eaten pizza for every meal since at least thursday. is this code meaning you'll try to unlock my phone for me? thanks revman. you ARE the man! |
_____________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:56am - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] Paint was peeling off the walls... my goodness |
_____________________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I would die happy if rttp mobile was able to support quoting. |
_______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:58am - the_reverend ""] you have been in there for a loooooong time. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 11:01am - arilliusbm ""] wow, a 40 minute shit. |
_______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 11:02am - the_reverend ""] my legs fall asleep after 10 minutes |
_________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 11:15am - DestroyYouAlot ""] text.rttp makes my bowels quiver. It's the internet equivalent of the brown note. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 11:19am - arilliusbm ""] dya needs to take more pics of his shit |
____________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:09pm - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] In a building with probably 100 men's rooms, it's great to know where the least used one is located. Huge stall as big as a back bay studio apartment, no interruptions, walk in at 4PM and it's still cleaner than most bathrooms are at 9AM. Win. |
________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:36pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] I pulled a slater the other night |
________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:38pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] My_Dying_Bride said:I pulled a slater the other night [img] |
______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:41pm - the_reverend ""] damn, I ain't poopd yet |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:43pm - ouchdrummer ""] I%20<3%20RTTP%20Mobile said:In a building with probably 100 men's rooms, it's great to know where the least used one is located. Huge stall as big as a back bay studio apartment, no interruptions, walk in at 4PM and it's still cleaner than most bathrooms are at 9AM. Win. In my work the equivalent is the "fortress of solitude"(FOS) it's on the 9th floor and there are mostly only girls on that floor, i speak Portuguese... like all the cleaning people, so i get the codes for all the bathrooms. The FOS is the best, i can actually fall asleep in there its so peaceful. The only problem is the motion sensor lights, they go off if you don't move for 5min, so sometimes i wake up with someone coming in, and when they realize that someone was in there with the lights off, the inevitably laugh can't keep the laughter in. Thankfully i work on the 2nd floor, so they have no idea who the "sleeper" is. FOS FTW! |
______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 5:29pm - the_reverend ""] ok, pooping. |
_______________________________ [Jan 13,2009 5:35pm - dftg ""] status report? |
______________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 6:00pm - the_reverend ""] it was a no wiper. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 6:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] no wiper? Those always make me nervous. That's also a little confusing rev, a no wiper with pizza for every meal? Usually those are the ones that i have to wet the toilet paper to totally clean off. |
____________________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 6:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Driving to vaginatown through rush hour traffic. torturous process? NO. Reading fun time! Thanks RttP mobile! |
____________________ [Jan 20,2009 3:37pm - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] Nice! Almost 4 PM and you could eat off the floor in here. |
____________________ [Jan 20,2009 3:50pm - I <3 RTTP Mobile ""] Some dude was pissing at the urinal and let out 3 or 4 monster ass rips. I get out of the stall 5 mins later and hit the sinks only to find his lingering stench waiting for me. Prick. |
______________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 3:54pm - the_reverend ""] sweet life |
________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 4:13pm - zyklon ""] Rttp mobile rules!! Thanks a lot reverend Aaron |
_______________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 4:21pm - boblovesmusic ""] I wish my phone had online capabilities. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 11:55pm - armstrong ""] internet fone or GTFO |
______________________________________ [Jan 21,2009 2:55pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to put it on the addresses m.rttp.us and m.returntothepit.com when I think about it and I'm behind a ssh cnx. |
______________________________________ [Jan 21,2009 3:43pm - the_reverend ""] ugh.. just farted in my cube! time to run away and mobile some where. |