Image of Jesus Christ appears in shart[views:2238][posts:13]_________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:33am - Conservationist ""] TRENTON, NJ (NNN) � Ralph Harriman thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. So he looked again, he says, and spotted the image of Jesus Christ. But it�s where he spotted them that really surprised him. �My buddy Steve was chatting up this chick at a bar and trying hard not to leave,� he said. �We�d been eating tacos, drinking beer and tossing back the beer nuts all night. Steve thought he was letting a little flatulence slip out quietly, but instead there was this supersonic bluuuuurrrggghhttt and then, as the shart bloomed through polyester, I saw Our Savior.� Long lines clogged the Applebee�s where the religious icon was manifested in feces. �It�s my one chance to see a true miracle of our time,� said Adriana Weisman, who was �playing hooky� from her cubicle job as an assistant paperwork verifier with an investment firm. �As the economy collapses, the climate warms and wars wrack the earth, we�re all just looking for a little uplift. And if you can�t trust a symbol appearing in random places, what else do you have? Life seems purposeless and random.� http://www.groin.com/2009/02/image-of-jesus-christ-appears-in-shart/ I vomit on God's cHILD! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:34am - reimroc ""] people are just seeing geezus everywhere nowadays |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:37am - dreadkill ""] hahahaha, best jesus sighting yet |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] bluuuuurrrggghhttt |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:53am - dreadkill ""] i wonder what the chick he was mackin on thought when she heard "bluuuuurrrggghhttt." |
| _________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 10:57am - RustyPS ""] reimroc said:people are just seeing geezus everywhere nowadays dat's cuz he is evrywheirz |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] "Assistant paperwork verifier." |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:10am - ouchdrummer ""] never heard of "st. Onan's" before. Funny shit. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:27am - reimroc ""] RustyPS said: reimroc said:people are just seeing geezus everywhere nowadays dat's cuz he is evrywheirz :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:41am - FuckIsMySignature ""] he is omnimpotent |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""] They have a pill for that, now. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 6,2009 4:34pm - tylor ""] i hope this goes for thousands of dollars |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 4:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :satancross: |
| _______________________________ [Feb 6,2009 11:07pm - ouchy ""] well, it's not real.. that site is like the onion, it's a joke. |