Flamingo Cloacas in Vegetable Oil[views:1800][posts:2]_________________________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 6:08pm - LIEUTENANT! LIEUTENANT! ""] THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 6:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ever since I got the kinky idea to jam my Longshot up my girlfriend's pussy, she won't have my cock anymore. Sometimes I come home from work and I hear her moaning upstairs. She tries to hide it, she even pretended to be having an affair to throw me off the track, and justify her not wanting to have sex with me. But I know that she's been fucking that Longshot every day while I'm not there. It smells like her pussy whenever I use it, too. Sometimes while I'm out nerfing with my buddies, and I'm camped out in a sniper position, I get the urge to lick her dried pussy juices off my Longshot. One time I actually spent the entire game hidden in the bushes licking my Longshot all over. In some sick way my Longshot has become the sexual link between my girlfriend and I. |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 19,2011 11:27am - pink plastic plamingos ""] pucker up faggots |