attn: 1999[views:9068][posts:67]________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:40am - blessed offal ""] i just had a wicked acid flashback... thanks alot now my dogs gonna be permanantly afraid of me. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:44am - blessed offal ""] oh shit im the new beelze |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:49am - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] blessed%20offal said:oh shit im the new beelze thread win. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:51am - blessed offal ""] MikeofdecrepitudE said: blessed%20offal said:oh shit im the new beelze thread win. hail satan. i have a crew cut. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:14am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:38am - the_reverend ""] dogs? this is bat country bro. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:51am - im thinkin slarbys ""] blessed%20offal said: MikeofdecrepitudE said: blessed%20offal said:oh shit im the new beelze thread win. hail satan. i have a crew cut. more like a mike beckwithesque "high and tight" but they fucked up the right side so it's like a sudden drop instead of a smooooooothe transition maaan |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:39am - RichHorror ""] cool bat country bro |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:40am - FuckIsMySignature ""] wierd i just watched Dogma last night. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:40am - arilliusbm ""] it's your telepathic skills. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:49am - c.DeaD ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:57am - SkinSandwich ""] I have not tripped balls since 1993. Have not had a flashback in at least a decade. Bummer maaaan. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 10:59am - c.DeaD ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:01am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Ghost Dad was on yesterday too but i watched Romancing the Stone instead. Danny DeVito > Nigger Ghost |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:20am - c.DeaD ""] I thought I knew you Butro Krulz! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:20am - c.DeaD ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:23am - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahaha i'll get my cosby fix on demand. def been on an 80s/early 90s movies kick lately. just caught Twins the other day too. Encore is my new favorite station |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:26am - arktouros ""] c.DeaD said:[img] LLOOOLLL |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 11:30am - c.DeaD ""] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:25pm - AndrewBastard ""] You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 12:32pm - H. TITTY ""] yea man it was pretty intense, i was just walking home from work, uphill of course, and everything just started pulsating and this crack in the sidewalk opened up and all these trolls started attacking me but then odins ravens came down and saved me and then odin himself appeared to me and granted me all his wisdom, but it was really just seth from axcx asking if i wanted some blow |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:01pm - Robert Breast the turd ""] Hay guys its nut kewl 2 maek fun of my on webs fourm! At lest taek th tim to pont oot me grammahar issu!@ |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:03pm - bob cans ""] Hay! |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:05pm - Robert Breast the turd ""] dint maek my brak out me regitarsed wapons!!!!!!!!!!! [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:09pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] Fkk yu gyz! Haw can eye fokuss on my gtaarr lesin with Dave 2nyte? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:09pm - robby "the rack" knockers ""] Your rear defreenshall is broken. |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:13pm - Robert Breast the turd ""] I ar joust pised of! Me rear differenshall! [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:18pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] FUKKING BEWLSHT! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:19pm - blessed offal ""] AndrewBastard said:You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. ya its a convenient way to play off acting like a weirdo haha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:21pm - blessed offal ""] rear diffriential in front wheel drive car FTW |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:21pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] WHAT THE FKK-GRGS PLEYUN BASS!!!!!!!!!! WHTT THI FAWKKKKK! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:22pm - c.DeaD ""] This thread is ultimate lawlz. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:24pm - blessed offal ""] blessed%20offal said: AndrewBastard said:You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. ya its a convenient way to play off acting like a weirdo haha i was actually referring more to the fact that im brain dead from drugs. oh yea and bobby just told me a few minutes ago that he has to get his "rotor mechanism" in his passenger side door replaced because the window wont go up and down |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:25pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] TH RRUEMSS LAWKID!!! FIKKUNE KEYTHS DOIN KOEK WTH MY REHNNT MUNNI. GEN KAWLD ME PANZER WENN WI WR SKRWN-WTTHIFAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:26pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] WTTHIFFFFFFFFFFF*burp*FFFFFFFFFFFUKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:28pm - Slobby Pigshits ""] Robert%20Breast%20the%20turd said:dint maek my brak out me regitarsed wapons!!!!!!!!!!! After hand legalization, there was a brief stint as a porn star And this is what we found... [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:30pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] im pissed off cuz keiths bitching about how i fucked his mother and slarcus hasnt payed rent in over 17 years and tony threatened me so i had to pull out my registration papers for my deadly-weapon-hands and slice his lips off with my dads samurai sword that he got from japan for being an actual samarai and then jenn made me dinner but there was an onion in my meat loaf because my 4th grandmother died |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:34pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] I love you man, you're my brother WWWHHHTTTTTHIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!? |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:40pm - live at the HAMmersmith ""] Remember when Jens car door fell off? Ahahah |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:42pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] i just tried out for vital remains and they said i was too good, but jeff gruslin from godless rising called me and asked if i could play every instrument in his new band and i said i would but im too busy writing the new amon amarth and deicide records |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:42pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] FUKK YOO GEYES! THET WAZ THE AUNTIE-FAH TREYINGG TU ASSASA, UHSAZA,IZZAZZA, -TREYEING TO KYHILL ME! WWWHITTTHUFFFFFFFAAAAHHKKKKKKKKKK!!????!!!!! |
| ________________________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:46pm - open this morning....closed last night ""] Yo why you pissed?? 10pm: "i gotta work at 8am" 11pm: "i gotta be at work at 6am" 12am: "i gotta be up at 4 am" 2am: "i have to be at work 5mins ago" |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:48pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] me and drew got a NYHC song in the making 'yo bobby why you pissed?' 'i opened this morning' 'bobby why you pissed?' 'i hate to CLOSE LAST NIGHT!' |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:54pm - hammish von roni nips jr ""] Drath is only into pre Jared era subway sandiwches. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:55pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] FUK YIOO SUMMAUS HAVTOO WIRK 4 A LIVVVVVEN |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 1:59pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] hammish%20von%20roni%20nips%20jr said:Drath is only into pre Jared era subway sandiwches. thread winner :point: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:10pm - H. TITTY ""] i hear the new witchtomb song that ben wrote is total old school quiznos worship |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:10pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] haha this is my favorite thread ever |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:11pm - H. TITTY ""] yea rttp is quickly just becoming a forum for stupid jokes at ben and bobbys expense |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:12pm - juggy von funbags ""] FIVE BLOCKS TO THA SUBWAY! |
| _______________________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:15pm - invasion of the portugese pork people ""] im just pissed off cuz my eyes used to be blue, but then when i was in motorcycle repair school in florida i was working on a crankshaft difibrillator extension and the mutagen substrate got in my eyes and turned them brown, i was so pissed off i killed like three black people but the governor gave me diplomatic immunity cuz he hates niggers too haha, but anyway, i gotta go I WORK FOR A LIVING |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:17pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:17pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:20pm - invasion of the portugese pork people ""] yum |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:26pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:30pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] i heard bobby showed zeus how to throw lightning bolts |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:35pm - Robert Breast the turd ""] Wat tol yus gays here me nu bend GOATHAMMER! Than wi shull cee woh b da bes!!@!111one!!! |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 2:37pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] i heard bobby wrote the 10 commandments |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:07pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*rips pants* SHADDDUP! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I almost can't process all of this. Jorb's a gud'un! |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:55pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] i heard bobby invented the wheel |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:57pm - KPANZER ""] Wow.....this is .. wow |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 3:59pm - Admiral Ham Nipples III ""] i also heard bobby dug the panama canal... by himself |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2010 4:16pm - HARD WRKIN HAM ""] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*does all his coke in the womens bathroom without sharing*SHADDUP! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 10,2010 12:55am - BOOBLANDER ""] youre my brother, and i dont mean like, actual brother. i mean it like black people say it, and i think it has more meaning that way. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 10,2010 1:42am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:21pm - blessed offal ""] [img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img][img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:31pm - slarticus ""] hahahahahaha bobby bald spot |