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[QUOTE="megahurtz%20NLI:1092263"]Yeah, so I was in bed with my wife a few minutes ago. The mood was set just right, our daughter was asleep, everything was perfect, and we were just about to fuck. Then all of a sudden the phone started ringing. Of course I wasnt going to answer it, so I just let it ring. This went on for about 5-10 minutes, and it was really starting to piss me off. It eventually stopped ringing, so we were just about to get busy. And then, a few minutes later, the fuckin doorbell starts ringing and there's someone knocking on the door. Now at this point, I am fuckin PISSED. I'm in bed trying to get some, and some fucker was ruining it for me. I eventually got so fuckin tired of the shit, that I got up, put on some pants, and went to the front door. When I opened it, it was my neighbor, who was having a "party" across the street. And he wanted to borrow my blender so he could make some margaritas. Needless to say, I kicked his ass. I handed him the blender, punched him in the fuckin jaw, and then we broke out into a fight. That motherfucker tried to CHOKE me, what kind of shit is that?? Choking someone in a fight, what a pussy. Fight like a man and use your fists, jesus christ. Well anyway, I gave the guy the asskicking he deserved, but the mood is still ruined, so I cant score with my wife. The fight woke up my baby, now she's crying, she wont go back to sleep, everything is just a total clusterfuck, and I cant get any pussy. All thanks to that fucking douchebag that lives across the street. Thanks alot, Jim. Maybe next time I can fuck my wife, AND yours! Just wanted to get this shit off my chest. Don't you guys just hate it when stuff like this happens?[/QUOTE]
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