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7 reasons to have sex tonight

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[Jan 7,2011 12:14pm - the_reverend ""]
http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01...reasons-to-have-sex-tonight/?hpt=C2

#8: the look on richhorror's face when you finish.
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[Jan 7,2011 12:15pm - RustyPS ""]
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who's tits are bigger in that pic?
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[Jan 7,2011 12:16pm - ouchdrummer ""]
I'm in.
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[Jan 7,2011 12:17pm - xmikex ""]
Based on a study of 300 women that correlated condom use with depression, researchers concluded that women who never used condoms were the least depressed, while those women who always used condoms were the most depressed. One reason?


One reason: condoms are for toddlers. Grow up already.
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[Jan 7,2011 12:29pm - RichHorror ""]
: (
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[Jan 7,2011 12:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only kegel muscles are real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
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[Jan 7,2011 1:36pm - Archaeon ""]
This article convinced me, I guess i'll go have sex now.
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[Jan 7,2011 1:56pm - Martins_NLI  ""]

Archaeon said:This article convinced me, I guess i'll go have sex now.


Spread open that toolbox honey, I'm gonna put some baloney in it!
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[Jan 7,2011 2:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]

xmikex said:Based on a study of 300 women that correlated condom use with depression, researchers concluded that women who never used condoms were the least depressed, while those women who always used condoms were the most depressed. One reason?


One reason: condoms are for toddlers. Grow up already.



This fact is so misleading. The reason they're less depressed when they don't use condoms is easy.... BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE BABIES! They're genetically programmed to want kids. FACTBOMB! Men on the other hand, are exactly the opposite. Sure, they'll like NOT using condoms at the time, but the depression of 1 pregnancy lasts a lifetime.

**I am only referring to accidental pregnancies here. I know at least a COUPLE happy fathers.... even ones that are happy from accidental babies... but they're much less common.

***and YES, I realize that it's talking about condom use, and not birth-control as a whole.. but look it up, you are WAY more likely to get a girl prego NOT USING a condom WITH b-control pills then you are USING a condom and NOT USING B-Control pills.

****Words all in CAPS are my way conveying how STRONGLY I feel about the subject.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
thank the lord for healthcare-funded abortions
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[Jan 7,2011 2:27pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
My girlfriend ripped off my condom once. Condoms have been scientifically proven to suck out any sexual pleasure whatsoever. Truestorybro. I'll follow this thing's advice but I want to know why it says "tonight" specifically rather than just in general? Fuck CNN.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:43pm - timma ""]
Welp, looks like I'm going to become older, fatter, lazier, sicker, sadder, stressed out, and closer to heart disease tonight.

Thanks CNN. Go fuck yourself. I know I will.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:44pm - the_reverend ""]
there are hormones in sperm that go into girls blood and make them happy.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:45pm - arkquimanthorn  ""]
"To feel healthier, look younger, and live longer, an orgasm or two a week may be an effective - and certainly enjoyable - remedy."

cool so 20 a week and i'll be back in high school in no time.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:47pm - the_reverend ""]
timma is officially the unmarried.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:48pm - timma ""]
It makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.
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[Jan 7,2011 2:54pm - blessed offal  ""]
i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate your worth as a human being.'
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[Jan 7,2011 3:15pm - Randy_Marsh ""]

blessed%20offal said:i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate your worth as a human being.'


hahahah yes :point:

in my living room computer chair, never forget!
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[Jan 7,2011 3:17pm - Slag ""]

arkquimanthorn said:"To feel healthier, look younger, and live longer, an orgasm or two a week may be an effective - and certainly enjoyable - remedy."

cool so 20 a week and i'll be back in high school in no time.



I'm already on my fucking way. I'll be shitting my pants again any day now.
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[Jan 7,2011 3:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

blessed%20offal said:i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate her worth as a human being.'


works either way, rlly
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[Jan 7,2011 3:45pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
steve smith recommends this on facebook . . . lol
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[Jan 7,2011 3:54pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]

the_reverend said:there are hormones in sperm that go into girls blood and make them happy.


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Doing it wrong?
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[Jan 7,2011 6:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

Randy_Marsh said:steve smith recommends this on facebook . . . lol


"+1 Like Button"
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[Jan 7,2011 7:29pm - Dankill  ""]
FAP?
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[Jan 7,2011 8:38pm - goatcatalyst ""]
No such thing as sex, dummies
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[Jan 7,2011 9:58pm - Archaeon ""]
I had sex once, it was pretty cool.
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[Jan 7,2011 10:35pm - the_reverend ""]
m'eh.
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[Jan 7,2011 10:47pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
everybody in the club fap to this, baby bounce them tits, baby move dem hips


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