I am not dead, they caught me masturbating[views:2742][posts:16]____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:21pm - osama bin laden ""] they caught me masturbating and i played dead because i was embarrassed. |
____________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:22pm - arilliusbm ""] is this about wren? |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:29pm - osama bin laden ""] No, heres what happened...I was in America a few years back like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, 1970s back and Some Cia president named George hiered my family to sell them news and media stories and fear because the charlie manson story was dead as was Vietnam. So we took the offer and from time to time they would check up on us to see if we were still doing the job and call in pay roll for us. This time I wasnt so lucky, they fucking walked right in without knocking and caught me beating my meat. So out of shear embarrassment I fake fainted and they thought I was dead. Now they are televising that I died. Technically I died inside. But, not before listening to the new GRAVESIDESERVICE featuring Scott Conner of Xasthur. |
____________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:31pm - arilliusbm ""] lol |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:32pm - osama bin laden ""] Get the new GRAVESIDE cd or your house will have planes and ex stock boys from shaws super market with box cutters outside waiting for you. We have ways, we have ways...... |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:35pm - osama bin laden ""] And as for you Obama, rewrite your speech or GTFO... |
______________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:35pm - the_reverend ""] I wasn't going to jerk off tonight.... now I guess have to. |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:40pm - osama bin laden ""] bennyhillifier |
____________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:40pm - arilliusbm ""] osama%20bin%20laden said:And as for you Obama, rewrite your speech or GTFO... the day that a president will write their own speeches again is the day that bin laden di... oh wait. |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:46pm - osama bin laden ""] Kill Alex jones, bring back William Cooper, and visit blackvault.com daily or GTFO... |
___________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:53pm - demondave ""] the_reverend said:I wasn't going to jerk off tonight.... now I guess have to. You have to ... For America. [img] |
____________________________________________ [May 1,2011 11:56pm - osama bin laden ""] Thats a generic photo I posed for so that way when they want to push for a rise in military action in iran and less in afghan you wont say no... |
_____________________________________ [May 2,2011 1:30am - allen qaeda ""] americans = wicked shitty |
__________________________________ [May 2,2011 4:22am - HOMEPONE ""] allen%20qaeda said:americans = wicked shitty Fail troll fails |
_______________________________________ [May 2,2011 7:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] osama%20bin%20laden said:No, heres what happened...I was in America a few years back like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, 1970s back and Some Cia president named George hiered my family to sell them news and media stories and fear because the charlie manson story was dead as was Vietnam. So we took the offer and from time to time they would check up on us to see if we were still doing the job and call in pay roll for us. This time I wasnt so lucky, they fucking walked right in without knocking and caught me beating my meat. So out of shear embarrassment I fake fainted and they thought I was dead. Now they are televising that I died. Technically I died inside. But, not before listening to the new GRAVESIDESERVICE featuring Scott Conner of Xasthur. ITT: Bin Laden killed by suicidal black metal |
___________________________________ [May 2,2011 7:05am - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
________________________________________________ [May 6,2011 11:30am - gravesidewhisleblower ""] osama%20bin%20laden said: bennyhillifier This is with a doubt the most redickaless and unpatriotic thing i've ever heard.I'M on hold right now to the white house the report this act of terrorism by making this song. I have also notified Dale Erheart Jr., Toby Keith and Lee Greewood to colaborate in making the ultimate anthem for us red blooded americans who know everything our government tells us is true in every detail . Love it or leave you nazi !! |