you cant spell funeral without fun[views:1334][posts:3]_________________________________________ [Jan 15,2012 12:58am - lasagna labia ""] man i gots to know yall negros, what is the most fun you ever had at a funeral this one time i went to this bitch's funeral, i barely even knew her ya know. so me and my boy got all like, wasted on vodka and shit, we brought a flask of the clear annihilator each and went on our way after downing a few shots and shit yo. it was off the chain. i told her mother i wanted her to get on top of the closed casket with me and ride my dick as it was being lowered into the ground because that would be mad fly, yo. her husband ain't down with that shit though and he clenched his fists and told me to beat it before he beat me. so i says to the guy "anybody ever tell you that you look like a young jack nicholson on meth?" i took one solid smack to the jawline and it fractured and i felt like a bag of smashed assholes. after being dragged off by the cops and spending the night in the drunk tank, me and my boy went home to mix jenkem and paint thinner and huff it before a family ties marathon. |
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