people forgetting things in the shitter appresh[views:1554][posts:9]_______________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 11:30am - the_reverend ""] Last week, there was a full on empty cup of coffee sitting on the tp dispencer. Today, it's a crapload of printed out webpages. I prefer the bathroom downstairs cause someone leaves the paper in the bathroom, but it is all spread out on the floor like the stall is a bird cage. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 11:33am - Alx_Casket ""] There's only one other guy who uses my bathroom at work and he's left his wallet, confidential documents, watch, and a half eaten candy bar on top of the tp dispenser. It's like the awkward/enjoyable part of the work week to find something from him in there. |
_______________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 11:36am - the_reverend ""] someone bought a phone to me once from a stall, but the phone wasn't mine. |
_____________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 11:43am - arilliusbm ""] [img] |
________________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 11:54am - aaron_michael ""] A bunch of years ago I found a fifty dollar bill behind a toilet. It was used to buy stink bombs, fish, and duck eggs from an asian market to soon be launched out of a ford taurus window. Other than that, the only thing I've ever found in the toilet has been shit. |
___________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 12:24pm - posbleak ""] The ladies' room is an ocean of tiny hairbrushes, ponytail holders, forgotten lip balms, itty bitty bottles of hand lotion in horrible chemical scents, unopened tampons, and once there was a pregnancy test floating in the handicapped stall. (Results were negative) |
_____________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 12:25pm - Alx_Casket ""] I always knew there was a plethora of magical artifacts in there. Thanks for your insight on the matter. |
___________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 12:51pm - posbleak ""] You found the +5 Jingleberry Vanilla Hand Lotion of Power |
____________________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 12:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i left a steaming dump in the shitter.. can you locate that for me? KTHNXBYE |
_____________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 1:15pm - Josh_Martin ""] I like to shit at work. Might as well get paid for it. |