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[QUOTE="xmikex:669109"]My friend is getting married tomorrow. About 3 years ago he said one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard, and I've never let him live it down. A bunch of us were hanging out and my friend Sean made mention that his new girlfriend was half (or maybe not even half) Philipino. My friend in question then proceeded to flip out (he had been drinking) yelling "D00000000000ooooD you gotta hold onto her maaaan." (he doesn't even talk like this normally, it just came out. I finally asked him what the hell the big deal was, and he informed me that Philipino girls give supernatural, epic, Olympic worthy blowjobs. He insisted that it was part genetic, and part culture (and I quote, "Doood their mother's teach em shit!") but whatever it was it lead to all Philipino girls anywhere ever being able to give miracle head. This started a 3 year period of nonstop hassling from everyone who was there. It became a running gag about girls from obscure countries giving blowjobs, and the more obscure the country, the more insane the blowjob. I posted this in my livejournal in August of 2004: [QUOTE]Report from the IOCBC (International Obscure Country Blowjob Commission). The follow countries give the sweetest blowjobs....dude: 10. Abu Dhabi 9. Sudan 8. Canada (Upper Saskatchekwan ONLY) 7. Côte d'Ivoire 6. Prussia 5. The Phillipines 4. Atlantis 3. Latvia 2. Flanders (Pre-Netherlands) 1. Cuntsylvania [/QUOTE] and sometime later I posted this: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/binaryisdeath/SWAYZPARTY.jpg[/IMG] He's getting married tomorrow, and I'm happy for him. But this gag deserved one last hurrah. [/QUOTE]
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